Wednesday 17 June 2015

The Goodbye Thing

Maybe Suphan won’t be there anymore every time you look at, being a majestic symbol on the plain that you talk silently, giving you the feeling of existence. Maybe journeys won’t be a black line among the snow. And you won’t have the feeling of lightness for going somewhere and leaving all the heaviness and weariness there.

When you go west, the beauty will grow inside you like a secret for you can’t talk about it as nobody cares, and the willingness to come back, sightseeing but not living there will never stop. Maybe you won’t have time in the future, maybe the opportunity, money or a reason to come back. But you’ll always want to grab people by the hand and say “You need to see this”.


Stopping by the road and dancing like crazy, feeling cold outside the car and boiling inside it, getting tired, pinched, singing loudly, swearing for not being able to reach somewhere over and over, to cut it short, travelling on the East, won’t be this fun. Because you won’t need to make places your own saying “This looks like our ….”. You won’t have expectations for familiar places. You won’t have the feeling of making a change. Because you found yourself on your own geography, so you won’t be blessed for losing yourself in a stranger land.

You won’t be able to tell. You won’t be able to say anough about this life in which you keep talking about your home life. You’ll say “good” for people, “cold” for the land, even “dirty”, and something according to your point of view about the local folk. But words will never be enough to describe the feeling of leaving some part of yourself here. You’ll lean on “I got over it” for getting too used to it, even you’ll torment yourself and say “make the most of it” like every person who left before. Make sure you will. But whatever you do, you won’t be able to tell.

The best years of your life are always the far away ones, and you’ll wonder whether they took from you or gave you something worth living. As if you shouldn’t accept it did both. Would you change this much if you worked in Çeşme or Bodrum? Would you get both the pain and the gain? Wouldn’t you be angry at waking up early? Or not wait for the 15th of the month? Wouldn’t you have an authority to answer? Or not get pissed when the bus got late? Would every meal be perfect? Wouldn’t you go to the same places there? Wouldn’t you meet different cultures and get by? Would you grow up with sameness?

Friendship will start now. When you dont “need” anymore. When you put distance between you, say goodbye. Fidelity starts now, graditude and remembering. You will now see who you want to see in the future, or not. And who wants to see you, or not.


“You’ve gone there to come back, you’ve met to say bye” said a friend. You’re going back home now, and with lots of memories and lots of people along with you.

Saturday 28 April 2012

An Interview for Women In Islam


I know, I don't blog often, and that's all because I don't have time. But yesterday, I received a facebook message from a friend of a friend, saying she needs some people to help her with her master thesis. For maybe an hour, I spent typing, trying to answer some questions for her, about women in Islam. I asked for her permission to blog about this, so if she doesn't like the idea, I will have to respect and remove this post, but I really wonder everyone's opinion about these issues. I am copying her questions and my answers below, so please do let me know about your opinion.

I asked if Martyna is blogging about her interviews, or if she is thinking of doing so. I am hoping she does, so I'll let you know about that.  Martyna's questions start with name, age, relationship status, religion, and go on with these:


 M: What do u think about different religions?

 F:Religions tell what people wanna describe themselves as -but what they are not, so I think, all different religions are -kind of- societies' identity card that they are born with, or maybe a skin colour. I think celebrations, festivals are all make-ups or accessories that try to hide their controlling sides.


M: What do u think about polygamy?

F:  Polygamy has become an excuse for sex recently. When we look at nature, polygamy is a need for living creatures to keep their kind alive, but human being does not need that population problem, so its definitely wrong. Polygamy has never been advised to Muslims (I don’t know about other religions for sure), it was advised that women should be protected under a man’s roof to give her a name and shelter only if they didn’t have any income or they lost their husbands in a battle or incident. But men chose to take advantage of being strong and use tradition’s pressure on women to keep them under control, using religion as a trump card.



M:What in ur opinion r the advantages and disadvantages of being Muslim?

F:Being a Muslim means “I among all the religions, have true faith, believe in the right way”. So deep inside, whether you strictly follow the rules or not, you know you’ll eventually go to heaven, wherever that is. So I guess this is the advantage of being a Muslim.
Disadvantages are more than one.1. Being a Muslim is not being able to give a sensible answer to the questions: “Why are Muslims killing each other?” , “Why do you slaughter animals and not eat them and waste them if you are ordered to share and not waste?” , “How come Muslims are forbidden to steal but steal anyway?” , “Why would an old man marry, more frankly, buy a 12-year-old girl?” , “How come the first order of god was  to read but for centuries, most of Muslim country populations were illiterate?”  2. Another disadvantage of being a Muslim is that it is very easy to explain everything with religion, because Koran says so many things about world, daily life, people’s minds, and this makes it easier than said to make people believe in rubbish, unrealistic stuff, and that stuff can help people control the others in the name of god.


 M:What do u think is the position of a woman in Islam?

 F:A politician once said “If you educate men, you have literate men, but if you educate women, you have an educated nation”. Women used to be under control until this century due to the reasons I said above. But recently, women started to have their own voice in life. In Arabic countries, we see women in resistances. All covered, but that does not mean they are kept behind locked doors anymore. Turkey’s scarves are totally a politic symbol than religion; women have gained power in most of the Muslims countries. Yes, there are women who don’t have their voice, or freedom to choose their husbands or jobs. These can be divided into different groups: One group don’t have economic strength. They have no other option than living the life they are destined. One other group strict Muslims whom are told what to do, they don’t have their own minds.


M:What do u think are the advantages and disadvantages of being a western girl?

F:Western girl, I think, is the person who has a European lifestyle. I think this is what you are asking. An advantage of being a western girl is to have choices. Like university, job, career, husband or being single, going out with boys and not be isolated from society. Comparing this opportunity with those who cannot have, I am talking about a matter of “Do I write my destiny, or do I follow orders from someone else and live like a sheep?” According to me, being a western girl has such disadvantages that make me think this is where religion is needed in life. Western girl lives a life in a hurry; experience this, achieve this, be perfect, be open-minded, if not religion, then follow an “-ism” or fashion, or you will be isolated from society, be blamed of being shallow, rush, buy more, work more to buy more, no child until you have enough economic power, love, break up, travel, be better than others, spend more to work more, and so on. That’s I think where religion was good in older times, it was calming people down, and telling them to be modest, caring and sharing. But then imperialism showed up as another religion :)


 M:How would u describe freedom?

 F:Freedom is not going out till late, drinking alcohol, dressing short skirts. It is having an option, and being able to decide and take the responsibility for your actions. Do you think USA president is a free man?


 M:What do u think about terrorists?

 F:Terrorism, if we describe it, consists of violent actions to cause danger, fear, and push an idea or act in an organised way. That, with no exception, is unacceptable to achieve something. No logic accepts hurting innocents for any reasons. “If there is no other option” is rubbish, not even an excuse. Organisations should be in use of people’s safety and better life standards, not vice versa


 M:What do u think about conflicts between Muslim countries and the western countries?

 F:I don’t believe in conflicts between Muslim countries and western countries. I believe in western countries playing conflict games to sell weapons, more importantly, fashions. Weapons are only means of selling other products. By showing off with weapons, they also show Muslim countries that they are strong, and people have dream life. So Muslim people wanna copy or adopt techno-fashions to resemble western countries. If you sell weapons, you earn some dollars from limited soldiers, but if you sell an idea of a life, you keep earning millions from billion different people from all age groups. That’s what I believe.



There are a few more questions like "what do you think about Christians, bourqa, jews, atheists.." But I don't want the blog to be  too long so I'm not adding them here.  My answers are my opinions, I never claim them to be truth, so hope nobody feels offended or try to offend me. But I am hoping I get objective feedbacks.

Tuesday 13 December 2011

10 Reasons Why Turkey Should Not Celebrate Christmas

It’s still a hurting fact that we Turkish people don’t celebrate Christmas but we want to. It’s a lie if anyone says we don’t. Look around, in Turkey, every shop, whether they are in a city with a foreign population or not, has a Christmas tree before the New Years Eve. 

New Year's Eve is observed annually on December 31, the final day of any given year in the Gregorian calendar. In modern societies, New Year's Eve is often celebrated at social gatherings, during which participants dance, eat, consume alcoholic beverages, and watch or light fireworks to mark the incoming year. The observance of New Year's Eve generally extends through midnight of January 1” Says Wikipedia.

So, new years eve has nothing to do with Islam, alcohol is forbidden, fireworks is not a aprt of culture and consuming more than you need is strictly prohibited according to the religion. Gregorian calendar? I am not even going there.

Would Christmas matter for nonreligious people if it wasn’t a bank holiday? That question is worth talking about, but I personally think whether religious or not, people are born with a need to believe, and western cultures are careful about people and special days.

But what I can’t understand is that the biggest deal is the Christmas! You guys live for it. You live the whole year to finish it and celebrate it. Gifts, songs, parties, events, meals, plans, dresses, Santa, socks, it’s a sin not to make it a big deal. It’s just like a girl starting a school and dreaming all about prom.  Christmas is every year though.

Turkish way of life is not suitable for this kind of day even though adopting some other special days seems fine.And I can find more than ten reasons for that, but I have never seen a blog with a title “13 reasons why..” so I will write 10 of them.

1.     
  Turkish people are not rich enough to adopt new years eve to consume and Christmas just 6 days before that.
2.     
  There is no way to make Turkish children believe in Santa, when they already believe in Granddad Moon, Mother Earth, and Father Allah.  I mean, which part of the family is Santa? He’s not, so Santa cannot be real.
3.    
   In this culture, especially Eastern Turkey, when a woman is pregnant with no father, the woman would be killed by Stones thrown by her villagers. Jesus wouldn’t possibly be born in this culture and no one would celebrate an unborn man’s birthday.
4.      
Who would cook turkey when there is a chance to slaughter sheep?
5.      
Christmas tree and gifts underneath for the whole family? Last time my dad bought a present for me, he ate them all because he forgot I don’t like sweets!
6.      
If Santa was believed to come to Turkey, and to be flying with 9 reindeers, probably especially after  Turkey met liberalism, he would be told to get permission and accused of not paying tax for using Turkish airspace and be banned to fly over the country with no Turkish flag on the car. Our government has a bit of misunderstanding wth tax stuff.
7.      
I wonder if Ibrahim Tatlıses wrote a Christmas song and we listened to that song a whole month, wait. I don’t want to think that.
8.     
  Christmas would be such a big deal in Turkey that it would be meaningless in the end. Look how Christmas still being celebrated and the importance is given but ask a Turkish young person about Ramadan or Sugar festival, you will most probably get the answer that it is just a bank holiday and they won’t give a damn about visiting elders and kissing hands. They don’t have time!
9.       
  It’s a big deal, and it’s great for economy in western countries. Everyone does shopping, buys stuff for people they feel they have to, and everyone is happy with that. Tree is put a month before the day, events are announced and invitations are given. And Christmas finishes, New Years Eve comes, and goes. And life goes back to normal with promises to oneself and so on. But in Turkey, that tree would stay there because of lazy shopkeepers, and there would be Christmas discount, and New Years Eve discount, and “we’re finishing what’s left” discount, and end of winter discount and all you could see would be the same Christmas discount design in the shops. I saw Ramadan packages in Tansas the other day, from summer. Who would want to buy Santa clothes in summer?
10.  
  We already have Ramadan and Sugar Festivals and if we had Christmas and New Years Eve with more than 4 days bank holiday, the traffic accidents and drink-drives would reach a level that it would be dangerous for this nation to grow the population.

Actually I’m glad we haven’t adopted Christmas, Halloween and the Thanksgiving. Wouldn’t it be the same thing you starting to slaughter animals for what you don’t believe?

Tuesday 19 April 2011

Which Language Issue

A little while ago, a friend asked which language I think in. This question had been asked a few more times and I can say I don't know. Probably I think in the language I speak at that time. English and Turkish are different in structure, and a conversation is too fast to translate in the mind, so I must be thinking in English now to be able to type in English in the right structure. 

But I realised that I always do the maths in my native language.

I know it's a late answer, but better later than never. It's always good to answer a British for they are the most curious people I know. Especially after I learned that the scientists who found out that ants always fall on their right side when intoxicated were English, I gave up asking why the English are nosey. 

But I have a question. Why are you guys are so eager to learn everything but another language? I know you'll say you're lazy, everybody speaks English, and so on. Do you believe this too?

One side of my brain says "Come on!", the other side of my brain doesn't speak any English. Literally.

I'll try to be objective and share my observations on this language learning issue. 

In my town Fethiye, we assume there are over 10.000 people from the UK, either living or at least spending most of the year here. 

Some hang out with English comunity only; go to places that only British people go and refuse to speak any Turkish. Some of these people don't like Turks at all, some tried and have given up learning because it won't work, some feel uncomfortable when their mistakes or mispronunciations keep being corrected, some find it easier because there's always someone speaks English for them so why bother?

Another group of British people try and learn Turkish because they want to understand what's going on around them. So they go to Turkish classes, ask what things mean, but keep speaking English either because they feel unconfident or Turkish people don't let them to. 

The third group of people try and speak Turkish and insist on doing so. They do it because they want to be a part of the country, they like speaking another language, they want to show respect for native speakers, or they don't want to feel left out when people speak Turkish among themselves. 

The other side of the coin is, British people need native Turkish spekers to practise. It gets a bit more complicated here, because there are four types of native Turkish speakers that you communicate.

The first type speaks very little English or they're simly shy. They help you the most for your language practice. They encourage you to speak and correct you, which makes them great teachers. You generally start learning greetings, slangs and swearwords but isn't it how you start learning a language?

The second type of people think they're being rude if they keep correcting you. They think they're making you feel incapable or discouraging you, so they choose to speak English to make things easier for everyone's sake. 

The fourth type of Turk is the selfish one. They want to practise English so they don't let you practise Turkish. You say something in Turkish and get your reply in English. You try, learn and want to make a Turkish sentence and they say "Well done!" in English. 

There's another group of Turkish people always complain about British people coming to this country and not learning the language. How 'bout that!

As a language teacher, I would recomend you to go for the swearwords. Learning 10 swearwords means learning 10 degrees of politeness, 10 different situations in real life and 10 answers to them, which makes 30 different grammar rules or sentences as a good start.

Tuesday 22 March 2011

Hello and All

A friend said I should write my blogs in English so my English-speaking friends can read them as well. So I created this "I am the Kara Murat" to write my blogs in English.

"I am the Kara Murat" is one of my favorite quotes from a Yeşilçam movie. I cba to explain the movie or the quote, but before you ask, Kara Murat is a hero in our history like William Wallace, Robin Hood and such.

And for those who don't know what Yeşilçam is, it's the Turkey equivalent of Hollywood, Bollywood or you name it. Does the UK have one btw? I bet it's called "The Queen's Back Garden" if there's one.

Anyway, whoever reads my blogs, please keep in mind:
-I'm not going to translate what I write in Turkish since they only make sense in Turkish.
-You can swear at me in French but mind your language if I understand.
-If you don't like what I write, please close this page instead of teaching me a lesson. I did that for Calis Beach Forum as I don't give a damn thing about anything said in there.
-Only I can lol, you cannot. Yes, you got it: I'm not democratic as I'm not British, lol.
-Don't expect me to write about politics. I will.
-Call me racist and I'll find and hit you hard.

Now that we're settled, will someone be so kind and tell me if you get paid to make "the joke"? Is it a condition to come to Turkey? Do you have to go through this "how to make the joke" step while you book a flight over? Or is it a brochure they give you in the airport?

You all know what I mean. The joke is made always the same way as in:

British: Your English is very good!
Turkish:Thank you.
British:Better than my Turkish, hahahhaha!

I think I'll never know if it's because the joke requires a laugh after it is made or if the British really finds it so amusing. I can't decide which one is worse, I guess I don't really want to learn. I even know some people making the same joke every year.

But there's a way to turn it into a useful thing. It's a way of understanding if that Turkish has good intentions for you or not.

If the Turkish laughs, turn the opposite side, and using all your muscles, get away from there; he's either a total idiot with no sense of humor or just immune to this joke and focused on what he's earning when the conversation finishes.If he smiles, he is being politic and respecting your sense of humor, he won't harm you.If he sighs, he is being honest, cling on him.

Me? I'm and estate agent, what do you expect me to do? If that person is buying, I laugh. If deposit paid, I smile. After tapu is delivered, I start my never-ending criticizes about English sense of humor.

I have good theories about these brochures given in the airport.Maybe I bring on here so you guys enlighten me?